Sunday, October 02, 2005

Swedish meatballs

How about this for a way to deal with the loss of a loved one?
When you die they put your body in liquid nitrogen and then break it in to little itty-bitty pieces to become compost for the garden. Instead of pushing up daisies you can now push up tomatoes and zucchini. Butternut squash soup alla Don Adams anyone?

2 comments:

The Mayor said...

And then the neighbours cat comes and pisses all over the tomatoes, which is the equivalent of getting a urine facial from a cat. I can see no good coming from this, no good I tell you.

Strange said...

How about Nipsy Russell sprouts?