Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Sad Kenau needs your help

Send him to Pottahawk

Tragic moments in Pottahawk history #3

With the Roaring 20's well under way, promiscuity and public drunkenness were the focus of the 1926 Pottahawk festivities. So much so that many married women took to protesting the yearly event in hopes of putting an end to the debauchery. However, by 1927 the only thing that had changed was a sudden surge in the divorce rate.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Sad Keanu needs your help

Send him to Pottahawk.

Send sad Keanu to Pottahawk

Your dollars are needed to make him happy.

Sexy billboard of the week

Good thing there wasn't a game going on

I went to the G20 and a sports riot broke out. Here are the top 10 ugliest sports riots.

The 30 funniest police blotters of all time.

So you think you can dance?

Well, not until you've learned to Hip-hop line dance.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Sad Keanu needs your help

Cheer him up. Send him to Pottahawk. Donations welcome.

What's really down there #9 ending

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The apple doesn't fall very far from the tree

If you are an Apple user then you know the pain of owning the newest gadget.

If you don't then check this out and it will all be made clear....crystal clear.

Cat not a cat person

Monday, June 21, 2010

Tragic moments in Pottahawk history #2

It was the turn of the century and Pottahawk was beginning to catch on as one swinging place to party. In an effort to make the festival exclusive, little people were bannished from joining the jocularity. It was widely perceived as; being for their own safety in the, sometimes, waist-deep waters of Pottahawk.

The implementation of this prohibition led to a small riot, (no pun intended), in nearby Turkey Point where many a flower bed was crushed, fire hydrants were defaced and one child's wadding pool was deflated. The law was over turned in time for the very next Pottahawk and eight little people disappeared into the murky waters that year.

What's really down there #8

Saturday, June 19, 2010

What's really down there #7


All the noise of the vuvuzelas at the World Cup have finally driven me mad...autotuned style.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Monday, June 14, 2010

Tragic moments in Pottahawk history #1

With Pottahawk just over a month away, it's time to take a look at the history of the blessed drunkfest.

Last year we explored the wondrous history and how it came to be. This year we will focus on the tragic events that marred the celebration, tainting the already piss-tainted waters of the shoreline.

This is all in an effort to remind you, Pottahawk 2010 should be fun, but you should also be safe.

Not many know, but back in 1911 the first MMA event was held at Pottahawk. If you are wondering why the Tapout nation is not welcome in Ontario to this day and why legislation exists to make it so, look no further then that fateful afternoon at Pottahawk when Jiminy "Iron lung" McGeatchie took on Shorty "Roundhouse" Johnson for the MMA title.

Both men fought with passion, dedication and heart, entertaining the masses as the blood flowed and the two slowly drowned.

It was at that time that it was decided, the Octagon should not be submerged in water.

Oil, oil everywhere

Personally , I'm getting tired of the whole BP/ Gulf/ oil crisis and their ineptitude in solving the problem.

To me, it's all quite simple and I'm going to tell you how to end this debacle right now!

And if that doesn't work, then it's time to call this man.

He's just the right size to plug that leak.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

My World Cup runnith over

I'm not really interested in the World Cup, unless it's two girls- one world cup, then we'll talk.

Yet, I understand that others might be more passionate about watching the motherland compete on the world stage to be the best. So on the small chance those this post is for, are not glued to a TV somewhere watching a match, here are:

The 50 most bad-ass moments in World Cup history.

World Cup soccer fans that also happen to be hot chicks.

What? That wasn't enough?

Here are 100 more then.

Carpet munchers tutorial

Friday, June 11, 2010

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Linky, linky, watch the stinky

Yeah you may want to skip this one. The scat board. Everything you wanted, or didn`t want to know about your own excrement.

Fuck Yeah! There`s a fuckyeah site for everything. Try it out if you don`t believe me.

How many Justin Bieber`s could you take on in a fight. Answer a few questions and find out what you`ve been dying to know.

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Google this!

What you always wanted to know about Google searches, but were too busy searching for porn to know.

Monday, June 07, 2010

Sunday, June 06, 2010

Saturday, June 05, 2010

What's really down there? #1

The Guatemalan sink hole has caused quite a stir and if you haven't seen it, the pictures are quite spectacular. But the question is: What's really down there. Over the next week or so, I hope to answer this question.

Friday, June 04, 2010

I have often wondered....

What if the Coen Brothers had a child with Quentin Tarantino and that baby grew up and made movies, what would the trailer look like?

Well, now I know. Thank you.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Iron Baby

So we're well into the Summer movie season. It's only fitting we visit some more Blockbusters we didn't see.

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

For your amusement

Action stars in makeup.

A site dedicated to a great selection of famous movie clips.

Ever play 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon? Well here is six degrees of Black Sabbath.