Friday, September 28, 2007
That might as well be GIGC, myself and our crazy friends OBJ, OKD, Bob Noxious, Stains, Trber Enots, why even the Mayor who very well could be holding the accordion.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Change of venue: Strange has gone over to the other side, but it did not involve the Grim Reaper. I've just moved clear across town. From one side of the big smoke to the other.
Change of vocation: Yes the rumours are true. Strange has left the synchronized underwater dancing team and moved on to greener pastures. Remember kids: The grass is always greener on the other side especially when it's fertilized with 28-4-8.
Change of underwear: Best left undisclosed.
See you soon when an air of normalcy has returned to the crisp blue skies of fall.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
The man from the southern boomtown of Guangzhou, aged around 30, died on Saturday after being rushed to the hospital from the internet cafe, local authorities were quoted by the Beijing News as saying.
"Police have ruled out the possibility of suicide," the newspaper said, adding that exhaustion was the most likely cause of death.
Is it any wonder? Did you see the game he was playing?
Take a look.
Monday, September 17, 2007
Simpson was arrested Sunday after a collector reported a group of armed men charged into his hotel room and took several items Simpson claimed belonged to him. Simpson has proclaimed his innocence.
I'm sure if OJ agrees to help find the the real burglar they'll let him go.
Here come the judge, here come the judge
Preparing for what will undoubtedly be another media feeding frenzy, a second judge has been appointed to deal exclusively with the media in the Simpson robbery.
What they didn't tell you is the second judge is Judge Reinhold who hasn't had a decent roll since Beverley Hills Cop.
Size does matter
The United Arab Emirates' upstart Burj Dubai, still under construction, has surpassed the CN Tower as the world's tallest structure with a growth spurt that will end next year with the Dubai skyscraper topping 800 metres.
Burj Dubai now stands at 555 metres, outstripping the CN Tower's 553 metres by the height of a tall man.
A wake for the dead
Morgue examiners in a Venezuelan hospital began their autopsy as usual but soon got a nasty shock: the "dead" man under knife started bleeding and woke up in excruciating pain, according to media reports Tuesday.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began the autopsy with an incision to Camejo's face, but realized something was wrong because the dead didn't bleed. They quickly stitched up the gash.
When his grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's body, she found her other half very much alive and with a newly stitched facial wound.
She immediately dumped the new boy-toy and returned the insurance money.
From Russia with love
A Russian region of Ulyanovsk has found a novel way to fight the nation's birth-rate crisis: It has declared Sept. 12 the Day of Conception and for the third year running is giving couples time off from work to procreate.
I wonder if this is a paid holiday?
The hope is for a brood of babies exactly nine months later on Russia's national day. Couples who "give birth to a patriot" during the June 12 festivities win money, cars, refrigerators and other prizes.
Bob Barker should be coaxed out of retirement.
Many mothers are furious over the fact that MySpace has been deleting any photos that portray breastfeeding. The photos are being pulled for violating the terms of agreement, which state that any content that is offensive, illegal or violate the rights, harm, or threaten the safety of any person may be deleted. Many are wondering how images of breastfeeding fits into those terms.
And I'm guessing I'll just have to go back to downloading porn to look at women's tits. The babies were blocking my view anyway.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Friday, September 14, 2007
Just look at them.
That's supreme confidence my friends.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Still there are blockbuster gems, like this one, that never found room to plead for your almighty hard earned clam.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Felon of Troy
Looking near tears and in a voice fraught with emotion, Toronto Blue Jay, Troy Glaus on Saturday commented for the first time concerning his name being connected to multiple shipments of steroids by an Orlando-based pharmacy that is the subject of a criminal investigation.
Unlike St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Rick Ankiel, who after being linked to shipments of human growth hormone in a New York Daily News story immediately announced he had received all his treatment under a doctor's care, Glaus offered what amounted to an extended 'no comment.'
The 31-year-old did not specify if he would address the subject in more detail at a later date.
I don't know....the last time I looked at the stats Troy wasn't hitting the ball like Barry.
Hope I die before I get old
Researchers at Liverpool John Moores University, whose report appeared in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health, studied a sample of North American and British rock and pop stars and concluded they are more than twice as likely to die a premature death as ordinary citizens of the same age.
Really? Did anyone include the Stones or Ozzy in this research?
Good to the last pop
The three companies that sell Orville Redenbacher, Act II, Pop Secret and Jolly Time microwave popcorn are planning to revamp their microwave popcorn formulations to remove diacetyl, which was been linked to cases of bronchiolitis obliterans, a rare life-threatening disease often called popcorn lung, the Associated Press reported on Wednesday.
At least one man who ate several bags of butter-flavored microwave popcorn each day developed a life-threatening lung disease possibly caused by the additive, which gives popcorn its buttery flavor, Reuters reported.
Whew! I'm glad I stuck to huffing glue.
Suit follows suit
Kyla Ebbert, 23, was recently escorted off a Southwest Airlines flight by a male customer service supervisor for wearing the outfit shown in this photograph. The college student and Hooters waitress was later permitted to return to the plane and take her flight, but only after she put up a fuss and adjusted her outfit. She is currently seeking legal representation to sue the airline.
I know how she feels. I was once told to leave a flight after I used my penis to stir GIGC's rye and ginger.....frickin' tight wads.
Nine people were hurt Thursday night when WestJet Flight 80 from Calgary to Halifax suddenly plummeted like an airborne roller-coater as it hit a patch of turbulence.
Paramedics were waiting at Halifax Stanfield International Airport and used food service trucks to lift them into the plane to pull injured passengers from the aircraft.
Seems to me they should have that chick from Hooters on the flight. They could have prevented most of the injuries.
I'd like to be the bigger man
It seems I may have angered some opera fans with my insensitive use of Pavarotti's death for my own personal gain. I am deeply sorry and will do my best to make it up to you....in song.
I see a big silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch it must be Pavarotti
He died from pancreatic - cancer it was tragic
Pavaratti did Figaro - magnifico
Easy come easy go - will you let him go
Bismillah! No - we will not let him go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let him go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let him go - let me go
Will not let you go - let him go (never)
Never let you go - let him go
Never let him go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, I never saw that play
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
I'm not sure, but I think I'm still going to hell?
Cross posted on Mitchieville
Friday, September 07, 2007
WILL YOU STOP FUCKIN' LOOKING AT ME KID!!!!!
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
BTW ever wonder what Ol' Strange would look like morphed with Jose Marrone? Wonder no more. Cheeeeee!
Ugh! That's one Pandora's box that should have remained closed....that and the Queen/Elton John pic.
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
All as I can say is, thank God the Mayor finally got someone else to get up on the stilts this year for the Mitchieville Labour Day Parade. It was also my idea, after one too many concussions, to replace the bricks with water balloons. However I was disturbed by the apparent lack of juggling.......no talent hack!
Monday, September 03, 2007
Saturday, September 01, 2007
Back from cowering in soiled undergarments behind the tool shed, I would like to thank Jose Marrone and his lovely wife Pedra for filling in so admirably in my absence. Perhaps we can have them back occasionally when you tire of me. That said, expect them to post sometime tomorrow afternoon.
However, my return is not without purpose. Self serving no less. Do you expect any different from me?
I am back with an announcement and trumpeting fanfare, which may sound more like the horns of flatulence, but none the less, here it is.
Not since Pink Floyd had the audacity to only play two North American cities for their performance of The Wall, has a band had the balls to follow suit. Private Sector has announced it will play two shows only. November 3rd in Syracuse N.Y. and Toronto, in November with a date (TBA).
In celebration of this announcement, Sector have added two more works to the myspace page. The video for "Sleepless" and the song "The Cure".
Now is the time to get out and support these aging rockers who have proclaimed, anything short of complete success will lead them to opening a dog fighting facility to try and succeed where Michael Vick failed.
Information for Amex front of the line tickets will be forthcoming.