Saturday, October 31, 2009

Scary numbers extraordinaire

25 candies you don't want for Halloween.

25 of the scariest science experiments ever conducted.

The 20 most hilarious scare prank videos.

The 15 best horror movies.

10 of the weirdest horror movie theme songs.

The 15 most offensive Halloween costumes.


6 real people who turned there houses into death traps.

6 creepy urban legends that happen to be true.

6 of the creepiest places on earth.

Numbered up for Halloween

The top 10 ghost ships.

The top 7 Halloween pranks gone wrong.

7 horrific boogeymen used to scare children around the world.

So much Halloween, so little time

Here are some interesting last minute links to enhance your Halloween experience.

How to make your very own zombie.

Forget your costume, it's time to think of what you're penis is going to wear for Halloween. Personally, I like the beer condom. It gives new meaning to have a drink on me, or I like a little head on my beer.

If Michael Myers was on Twitter.

Halloween by the numbers

Top 10 Freddy kills.

Top 10 Jason kills

Top 20 Michael Myers kills

Which witch is which?

Pumpkin carving: Happy Halloween

Friday, October 30, 2009

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Friday, October 23, 2009

Friday photo bombage

And this is how orange juice is made.

Perhaps he was just trying to find a phone booth?

Anyone seen Drag Me to Hell?

I'll take the sexy one who looks like Randy Bachman.

Pictures are always better when the moon is out.

What's with dudes always wanting to spoil group shots of girls?

Wait...why am I even asking this question?

More pumpkin carving ideas

What pisses me off #5

They just do. I don't have to explain anything to you.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Pumpkin carving 101

Not sure what to carve into your pumpkin this year? Afraid it will look like every other year; like your two-year-old carved it?

Well, over the next two weeks I will give you some ideas of images that will set your pumpkin apart from all the other simpleton jack-o-lanterns on the street.

In act, the kids will be so intrigued by your masterful work of art, you probably won't have to shell out any candy. OK, maybe just the candy with foreign objects embedded inside.

Psycho Pumpkin

What pisses me off #4

That's right. The public library. I hadn't been in one since high school, but the other day I was walking by one and thought, "what the hell".

Let me tell you, I was sooooo disappointed. Did you know that there is no porn to be found anywhere in the library?

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Improbable movie trading cards #1

The first draft

So there you have it, the first draft of Hijacking Heaven. I realize I'm about 15,000words short of a, as of yet, workable novel, but it is, after all, a first draft.

I'll have plenty of time to pad it out, fix punctuation and be more vigilant on the spell check, in the coming months.

Yet, writing it was a different experience for me; a challenge, if-you-will. My first three books were all dealing with subjects I had a great deal of knowledge on, some based on personal experience and written in first person. Where as, Hijacking Heaven was a fly-by-my pants ride using third person and required a fair amount of research.

As far as endings go, this book was always meant to be the first part of two, or three books, depending on my ambition and I have already started work on bringing Graham Sheppard out of retirement for The Gryphon Virus.

However, before doing so, I'll probably return to lighter hearted fare. Finish off Johnny Trigger, or get rolling on the Thatch Memoirs.

Either way, for those who have shown the support in achieving my goal as a developing writer, I thank you.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Where beauty eats brains

If you are really into the whole Halloween thing....and I mean really, really, really into it. Why not get yourself a copy of the Zombie Pin-up Calendar?

A fine Saturday morning by the numbers

The top 5 sports riots.

7 secrets only two living people know for some reason.

The 11 finest Monty Python sketches.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Photo bombs #3

Oh! Renaldo!

And this is a picture of me and Johnson with the Queen.

Looks like Secret Service dudes smile after all.

I knew it!

Giggidy! Giggidy! Alright.....

Halloween costume ideas

Forget the costumes. Where do I go to be involved in a party like this?

Friday, October 09, 2009

Photo bombs #2

It's not Halloween just yet.

Hey! I used to take my kid there too.

There is no vomit in team.

Star struck?

Gross struck

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Somehow it makes more sense

When he was a child, my buddy Bob Noxious claims this scene from Willy Wonka traumatized him for life. So in his honour, I'm posting it today....only backwards.

Is it just me, or were the dudes who did this movie on some serious drugs?

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Halloween costume ideas

Optimus Prime: Good luck fitting into the costume unless you're six. And good luck getting around in it at any age.

Mac Guy: You think this is bad? You should see the one for PC.

Birth Costume: Could be as popular as going as Michael Jackson. I've seen these costumes everywhere; Walmart, Toys R Us, Shopper's Drugmart. Get them quick, they're going fast.

Is this ever going to end?

Hot chicks plunging their toilets.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Halloween Costume 101

I hear the one costume that is expected to be a big seller this Halloween is, Michael Jackson. It makes perfect sense to me, other than the Thriller reference, the guy is dead, pumped full of zombie -like drugs, with tattooed eyebrows, lips, prosthetic nose and hair extensions.

It's got me re-thinking my costume choices. I might just buy in and go as Jacko Lantern.

However if you're like me on the best of years, you usually wait until the last minute to decide what to do. So, I will do my best to outline some costume ideas over the next few weeks to guide you to the choice that will make you the life of the party.

The Portal costume: Recommended for those who don't want to move around a lot.

Kim Jong Il: Always a popular choice and all you need is your mom's glasses.

Monster Vagina: Same as the Kim Jong Il costume except, no glasses.