Prison break

Hey would you like to go to Paramount's Wonderland for free next year? If you answered yes to this question all you have to do is break the law and get your ass thrown in jail. It seems that prisoners and parolees are been given the passes to combat the boredom of confined life while the victims of their crimes have to pay their way in. Sounds fair to me. "Hey buddy what ya in for?" "To ride the rollercoasters."