Saturday, October 15, 2005

Air Con-ada

Air Canada is at it again, raising the freight cost of transporting animals. Also, it will cost you another $2.00 for what they call a comfort pack which is merely a blanket and inflatable pillow.

Here are some other increases the airline is considering for the near future.

Over-head stowing $3.00
Extra coffee cream tax $.50
Air sickness bag $17.50
Flight attendant assistance gratuity $5.00
Emergency exit procedure explanation $22.50 (mandatory)
Taking a shit tax $10.00 (key to washroom needed)
Key to washroom $29.75

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Watching that little map with a bright blip that tells you where you are 'now'.....priceless

Strange said...

I once watched that thing from London to Toronto...actually I was sitting next to some punk chick with stinky armpits so I had a good reason.