Sunday, October 02, 2005

Swedish meatballs

How about this for a way to deal with the loss of a loved one?
When you die they put your body in liquid nitrogen and then break it in to little itty-bitty pieces to become compost for the garden. Instead of pushing up daisies you can now push up tomatoes and zucchini. Butternut squash soup alla Don Adams anyone?


The Mayor said...

And then the neighbours cat comes and pisses all over the tomatoes, which is the equivalent of getting a urine facial from a cat. I can see no good coming from this, no good I tell you.

Strange said...

How about Nipsy Russell sprouts?