Saturday, October 08, 2005

There's no place like Holmes

So Katie Holmes is pregnant....hmmm....I wonder who the father is?

Poor Katie is in line for a Scientology birth which means, no screaming, no drugs, no screaming for drugs.... I'll bet she can't wait....No really who got her preggers?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Im surprised that Tommy boy has it in him! Afterall, he and Nicole adopted children.

Linds said...

I think that's because Nicole was smart enough to not want to push Tom Cruise's spawn out of her loins. Plus, if he's not NEW to scientology, one would think she wasn't going to play nice with his no screaming/painkiller rules.

That, and pregnancy would ruin her svelte figure.

Strange said...

I heard this week that Katie might have been prggers before the two got together...hmmm that would mean spectulation on Tom's sexual orientation is fair game once again.