Thursday, December 31, 2009

Auto tune recap #6

Only one place I'm going to be

And that's at the Tilted Kilt in Whitby for Knuckle Babies no cover New Year.

New Year's Eve by the numbers

The top 10 news worthy events of the last 4.5 billion years.

Didn't see any movies in 2009? Well, they're all here. All 342 of them.

24 amazing Jesus sightings in 2009 24 you say? Perhaps there's a future season of 24 they get out of this puppy....

Strangedaze year end recap Nov. / Dec.

It took almost until the end of the year for something to stand out as my favourite post, but- by far- it had to be Charting Santa's progress Christmas Eve.

You don't really expect me to post the link now, do you?

It was just last week for Christ's sake!

Scroll down you lazy bastard!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Auto tune recap #5

Strangedaze year end recap Sept. / Oct.

Really not much to write home about here- they were both dry months for me. Outside of the usual Halloween posts, there seemed to be a lack of decent material out there for me to work with. One series of post that did stand out howvever, was the Photo Bomb series.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Strangedaze year end recap July / Aug

Even with all the great Pottahawk posts this year how can I not select this as my personal favourite.

Hitler learns that Michael Jackson has died.

Auto tune recap #4

A decade ends by the numbers

And since we're all apparently tits-up in's the last decade we'll see by the numbers.

The 25 worst album covers of the decade.

The 18 best movies of the decade.

40 things that were popular at the beginning of the decade that aren't now.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Strangedaze year end recap May / June

These are the months I start to get into the Pottahawk meat with many a post about the blessed event. However, I chose my kick off of yet another yard sale season to represent my fave post from those months and here it is:

Weird sign Cost: $1.50

Not sure where I'm going to put this....probably the bathroom just to keep guests wondering when they use the facilities.

GILF Blow-up Doll: Cost: $2.10

Have to admit my curiosity got the better of me on this purchase. Hope there's no holes....well you know...other than the obvious ones.

Poopy Time Fun Shapes: Cost $1.50

You'd think I'd be giving this away as a gag gift, but I kind of want to keep it for myself. Plus this could double as a cookie dough shape maker for the next Oscar Party.

Auto tune recap #2

Strangedaze year-end recap Mar./ Apr.

March and April had many things for me to choose from: the posts of how you know when your pets are on drugs, or you kids toys are on drugs. There was the instructional manual of how to pee with morning wood and the first of the Hitler rants, but I chose "Do you know the Wicker Man" as my fave.


Because, one must never pass up an opportunity to make fun of Nick Cage.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Strangedaze 2009 recap Jan/ Feb

I wanted to post the Robot Chicken "Wrath of Khan Opera", but it's been removed for copyright infringement.

My second choice was the fat-guy trading cards, but there was just too many.

So that leaves me with my third choice for the beginning of 2009, which was every sexual position known to man in 3D.

Not so bad really.

Auto tune recap #1

Christmas is finally over and done with. Time to move on to looking at the year in review and what's to come in 2010. What better way to do that then a series of auto tune the news over the next week, starting with today.

Boxing Day by the numbers

The 10 most irritating people of 2009

The 30 most memorable mugshots of 2009

The 15 funniest local news reports of 2009

Friday, December 25, 2009

Christmas day by the numbers

What do you mean, "that's it for Christmas?" Christmas isn't over until I say, or the jolly fat dude sings, or I'm impaled by an icicle through the eye......AHHHHHHHHHH!

10 ugly-ass Christmas ornaments.

OK! OK! Back off St. Nick!

6 horrific pop-culture misuses of Santa Claus.

10 of the creepiest Santa Clauses.

5 unholiday movies.

Bonus link: Zombie gingerbread house.

All I got was this...

Damn Conan O'Brien yultide log.

He's alive!

6:30 AM

Santa Claus is not dead as reported earlier. It was a case of mistaken identity. The real St. Nick is alive and well outside of Los Angeles where his sleigh broke down again- thanks a lot Steve, of Steve's Auto Body and Sleigh Repair- lump of coal for you next year.

Currently Santa is making his way home to the North Pole as we speak. See you next year Santa.

Charting Santa's progress

A search is already underway to choose the next Santa Claus after the untimely demise of our beloved Father Christmas. The candidates to replace Old St. Nick are:

Larry "Pedo" Wilson

Lyle "Gas Guzzler" Jackson

Harry "Big Balls" Drubber

Moses "One Cylce" Gustaffson

Philip "Candyman" Johnson

Peter "Shagarific" Bergman

Cast your votes at

Charting Santa's progress

3:21 AM

I am sad to report, Santa Claus is dead.

He was lynched and hung from a light post by rowdy protesters. He was told to bypass Detroit.

The old man will be missed.

Charting Santa's progress

1:31 AM

Santa has been taken into custody after a report of a, break & enter in Des Moines. Hopefully the matter will be resolved quickly and Father Christmas will be back on schedule.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Charting Santa's progress

Perhaps it was the bad gazpacho he had while delivering toys to the children of Mexico, but more likely, it appears Santa has been mugged. He was found in a New York subway, but appears to be OK, just shaken up from the ordeal.

One bag of toys was taken from the sleigh by the perpetrator- sorry in advance to the children of Cleveland.

Charting Santa's progress

Slight modifications have been made and once again Jolly St. Nick is airborne and on his way to South America. Special thanks to Steve's auto body and sleigh repair who stayed open late on Christmas Eve to help out.

Mean while back at the Pole, the annual Elf Christmas Orgy is in full swing- if you'll pardon the pun, and all the workers are celebrating another year's job well done.

Please standby

I seem to be experiencing some trouble with my updates. The last I heard; Old St. Nick was having sleigh trouble in South Africa- his last stop before heading our way. More as it develops.

Charting Santa's progress

6:18 PM

Relieved at the bigman's departure who is already over Greenland, the Elves take a moment to relieve themselves after months of hard work at the North Pole.

Charting Santa's progress

6:17 PM

Mrs. Claus waves a lofty goodbye as her man takes to the skies and departs the North Pole. First up: those greedy European bastards.

Charting Santa's progress

For all you good boys and girls out there, I've decided to chart your favourite fatman's progress not Jack Black, Santa Claus.

Well, it's now...exactly...5:41 and Santa has done his last minute checks on the sleigh and loaded up all the presents. He's getting prepared for his long night of work.

He's getting his traditional send off from a few of his elves and he'll soon be on his way.

Don't forget to leave something out for him. Santa needs to replenish his protein.

Last minute Christmas ideas

Who said it was a video game?

Well, at least it's got Santas blowing shit up.

What more could you ask for?

How scared are you?

Remember Chocolate Rain?

Personally, I think he was more suited to read the How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Now that the kids are traumatized, you can send them to bed.

Twas the last of the Strange X-mas albums

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Friday, December 18, 2009

Thursday, December 17, 2009

All I want for Christmas is....

Ever been to the Falls on the Canadian side and seen the Golden Mitchum? I guess he's supposed to be a Gold Elvis, but to me he looks like Robert Mitchum.

Any hoo, I could watch that dude do what he does for hours, but if you can't get me that then I'll settle for this guy.

Man in a Chicken suit plays "What is Love" on Pianica from Ring Mod on Vimeo.

Strange X-mas albums #13

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

All I want for Christmas is....

To see hot chicks on roller skates boxing.

Thanks Santa.

Strange X-mas Albums #11

Monday, December 14, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Friday, December 11, 2009

A caroling we will go

Here are 3, count em three new installments from the Carolers.

Ditch Your Friend.

Crimson Underwear.

Lum, Lum

Strange X-mas album covers double shot

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Strange X-mas album covers #5

Tiger not out of the woods yet....

New Tiger Woods sex tape discovered.

I think you'll find that when they've added all the girls up, this guy has done at least 18 holes.

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Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Sunday, December 06, 2009

It's back for a limited time

Strange album covers....Christmas version.