All right, there was a lot of kicking and screaming over Martha Stewart this week.
Was she coming to the Nova Scotian Pumpkin Ragatta or was she not? Turns out the little jail bird, as a convicted felon, was not allowed to cross the border. (that seems fair.) Except it caused much grief for those downeast who had long anticipated her attendance at the blessed event.
At first when it appeared Martha would not be coming, there was massive loss of appetite, beer sales were down, and sexual congress with siblings was at an all-time low.
Then Joe Volpe, fresh from milking the tax payers for sustenance, stepped in to cut through the red-tape and arranged for Martha to be present after all. Hoo-raw!
Remember you heard it here first. Nine months from now, baby boom in N.S.
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