Some hospitals are beginning to implement the banishment of baby talk in the nurseries. Apparently it infringes on the infants right to privacy.
Infants right to privacy? Come on, the kids had nine months of privacy already in solitary confinement, you’d think they’d want to get out and socialize.
There will be no more blubbering, no more frantic brushing of the lips with an index finger, no more words like snoogie woogums. No more blowing on exposed naked bellies. There will be no more use of the phrases, like goo goo ga ga, goochie goochie goo, or Ashton koochie koochie Kutcher for that matter.
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Or, You could be a scientologist like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and not be allowed to scream or make noise during delivery of said "child", or talk to the infant for the first seven days after birthing. Why? Well because "it adds to the trauma of birth" for poor, poor religiously misguided hatchling.
Did anyone else roll thier eyes in disgust after hearing that? I know I did.
My eyes are still rolling....in fact one is stuck...I look like Marty Feldman...when he was still alive of course.
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