Saturday, July 31, 2010

Numbers shaken not stirred

The 50 worst inventions.

69 ways to become James Bond. I guess the first way is to not use any of the above inventions.

The 10 best sword fighting scenes from movies. With video evidence...of course.

Friday, July 30, 2010

It's been a long week

And you need to blow off some steam. Here are some links just for you.

Commuter contempt. Let all those other assholes on the road feel your rage! That's it. I can feel your anger. Now turn to the dark young apprentice.

Funny masturbation tips.

A collection of pictures: birds wearing hats.

There now, don't you feel better.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Monday, July 26, 2010

Amazing yard sale finds

It's been a while since I was able to tread the streets on weekends looking for the really sweet deals, but this weekend I made the time and just look at what I came up with.

Canadian Grade A Meat Hat:
Price: $2.99

OK, how cool is that? Even if I just grilled this baby up, I'm not going to find a better deal in the supermarket, considering the amount of meat I got. The biggest problem I had was keeping the flies off while I walked home.

Expensive vase clock:
Price: $8.50

How could I not buy it? Originally they wanted $15 but I talked them down. Sure the clock only has one use, like the meat hat, but come on!

2- count'em 2 rocket shells fully loaded and they threw in the flamingo at no extra charge.
Price: $16.00 a piece.

Who doesn't want to blow up their enemies? Well, I'm not different and at that price they were practically giving them away. Now I just need some way to drop these buggers and pound some idiots into submission. Maybe I'll just drive around with these babies in the flatbed for all to see. Forget HOV lanes, people will get out of the way.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Friday, July 23, 2010

The weekend is here tap in.

Inspirations for a Fried egg

Well, not really. Just a bunch of links, but you can still take inspiration from them.

The pillow tie. Yes! There is a God!

Banana envy. I think I'm becoming a religious man.

Rainbow bacon. That's it, I'm going to church.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

It's a 10

10 creative drug smuggling operations. But apparently not creative enough cause they got caught. Hey, I wonder if any involved smuggling inside a Mexican Midget wrestler? ugh....shudder to think.

10 legendary Mexican midget wrestlers.

Man, I need something else to envision.

10 different type of cleavage. Now, that's more like it.

Monday, July 19, 2010

The front fell off

I've been meaning to post this for sometime- months in fact- but something always came up. Be that as it may, this is still worth watching especially if you're a fan of Monty Python.

Sad Keanu spottings at Pottahawk

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Friday, July 16, 2010

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Watch for Sad Keanu at Pottahawk

T-ing off at Pottahawk 2010

"Ass- the other vagina"

Sexy billboard of the week


Some posts to help prepare you for today's soccer final in S.A.

First you will need your very own psychic octopus.

Secondly you need to know that Dutch porn star, Bobbi Eden, is offering all the followers of her site a blowjob if the Netherlands win on Sunday. Times-a-wastin'! Hurry and sign up!

You probably won't want to move from your chair when the game is on, so I recommend you buy your self some canwiches. Sandwiches in a can.

Finally, don't get distracted! Here to test your skill is 2 girls 1 World Cup.

If you're not into soccer then here are the 10 greatest celebrity farts caught on camera.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Tragic moments in Pottahawk history #7

In 1917 Lieutenant Charles "Stash" Jacotin, tried to buy the island with the intention of abolishing the yearly event and renaming Pottahawk, "Mustache Point". However, Stash was called to war before he could sign the final paperwork and was killed in action with the 2nd Calvary when his left testicle was impaled on a German bayonet. Definitely a tragic moment that proved favourable to the continuation of the annual July Piss-up.

Sad Keanu goes to Pottahawk

To all those who sent your messages, money and inspiration, Sad Keanu thanks you and will see you at Pottahawk. If that doesn't cheer him up then there is no hope for the poor sad bastard.

Friday, July 09, 2010

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Almost there for sad Keanu

Your dollars are making a difference to get Sad Keanu to Pottahawk.

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Tragic moments in Pottahawk history #6

Canada's darling Mary-Lou McTaggert, who had set previous Guinness world records for, skipping rope, playing hopscotch and Largest Gumball insertion, decided to use the 1932 Pottahawk as a platform for her newest record assault- Longest time spent sitting on an over sized horseshoe suspended 100 feet above water.

The previous record was held by Norwegian Squeaky Squibbledebop at 7 days, 2 hours, 14 minutes, 21 seconds.

Unfortunate for Mary Lou, the rope holding the apparatus was not constructed from the most durable material. Her weight added to that of the horseshoe, had her tumbling toward her demise after only four seconds into her attempt.

Pottahawk preparation

How to make Smoked Salmon Vodka.

56 freakishly long tongued girls.

The world's largest gallery of penis tattoos.

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Sunday, July 04, 2010

Tragic moments in Pottahawk history #5

It was a sad day back in July of 1951, when organizers of Pottahawk opened up the event for the first time to those willing to sponsor.

The move proved to be disastrous as the KKK stepped in and were the first to pony up the money, going as far as to guarantee a small carnival would be set up on the island for all those to enjoy. When word got out an all-out boycott led a Pottahawk that was attended by only a few hundred white hooded individuals.

The following year, both Coke and Goodyear were turned down in fear of further retribution.

Time is running out for Sad Keanu

Your donations are needed to make sure he gets to Pottahawk.

Sexy billboard of the week

Saturday, July 03, 2010

Tragic moments in Pottahawk history #4

The great mud/flood of 86' not only washed out Pottahawk, it made it damn near impossible for people to even get near the event.
After torrential downpours for 39 consecutive days- which left it one short of being labeled "of Biblical proportions," Pottahawk had to be rescheduled to a time when the waters had subsided to a point the celebration could continue. It was the only time in the history of Pottahawk, that it was held in September.

Sad Keanu needs your help

Send him to Pottahawk.

I'll be at Pottahawk with my johnson

How about you?

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Friday, July 02, 2010

Thursday, July 01, 2010

Canada Day festivities

Well, actually, not today but on Saturday Knuckle Babies make their triumphant return to the stage at "Wankfest" with a host of other local talent in a benefit to assist pale young boys.

For all those interested in attending here is the line-up. Admission is free.

10:30 AM- Squirrel!
11:00 AM- Cigarettes and Acid
12:00 PM- Outhouse Scuba Club
1:00 PM- Puppet Show
1:30 PM- Black Maple Johnson
2:30 PM- 3 Legged Molly and the Hansome Hanks
3:45 PM- Vuvuzela Classical Quartet
5:00 PM- Dinner With Purderfiled
6:00 PM- Kunckle Babies
Time permitting- Rush

Knuckle Babies rub one out for Canada Day weekend.

Local sensation Squirrel! kick off the day's performances.