Sunday, October 02, 2005

Don't bogart that Duster

A product called Computer Duster developed to clean your keyboard is the newest fashionable drug huffed by today’s youth. So much for the days of doing cans of whipped cream for the nitrous oxide cheap high.

Duster however, is like a game of Russian roulette. It can a cause brain damage, death and loss of bowel control...ok...I made the last one up, but the other two are accurate.

As far as brain damage, you’ve already got it if your huffing this shit in my opinion. As for death? Jesus why don’t you just put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger?....oh right...you're brain damaged....I forgot. The trigger is the little metal doo-dad that you squeeze with your finger...............................................your finger is that thing sticking out from both hands.......................come on! you've got ten to choose from you brain damaged freak.

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