Pot luck

I hope everyone enjoyed Jose Marrone's post while I was away at Pottahawk last week?
Once again the party exceeded expectations. Let's just say, there's no need to download porn for a while.



Thanks to Daily Motion for the vid. But unfortunately the one I wanted to show had already been removed. Let`s just say it involved a mustache ride and a beer bottle. The only thing missing was the stripper pole.

I'm not clear on the official count of boats, however, here are some of the interesting boat names spotted on a day that can only be described as designed by the hand of God.

Blood, Sweat & Beers
Channel Surfer
Knot Related
Yachta Yachta Yacht
SupercalafragalisticexSEAaladocious
Doe a dear, a female dear, Ray the guy who owns this boat



If your boat name appears here please proceed to the prize booth.


Snorting coke with Barenaked Ladies

I'm pretty sure I'd be telling everyone about it if I had a headline like that. How cool would you be?



Barenaked Ladies frontman Steven Page....

Wait, it's been a while. Is he the one on the left or the right?

...admitted to police he snorted cocaine with a Canadian bill prior to his arrest last week, court documents filed in New York state show.

Well at least he used a Canadian bill. Man if the buck was still worth 62 cents to the green back, how embarrassing would that be?

According to documents filed in Fayetteville Village Court on Monday, the Canadian singer was visiting his girlfriend, 27-year-old Christine Benedicto, in a suburb of Syracuse when they had a fight.

Mr. Page, 38, had two capsules of cocaine in his pants pocket when police arrived around 2 a.m. Friday, the documents show.

I'm sorry, I have to do it. "Are those two capsules of cocaine in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?"

Ms. Benedicto and her Fayetteville roommate, Stephanie Ford, 25, are also facing drug possession charges.

That must be the other person in the mugshot. Thank God! I thought it was Alice Cooper.


ICE!.....COLD!.....BEEEEEEEER!



The Toronto Blue Jays premier beer hawker, Wayne McMahon has been missing from the baseball stadium since Thursday.

Which is OK because the Jays have been missing from the Rogers Centre for years now.

The 62-yr.-old beer vendor is a cult figure in the city, famed for his unique delivery of calling “Ice………….Cold……….Beeeeeer!” in his gravelly voice with the signature long pauses between words.

Does this mean you'll only get luke-warm beer from now on?

Aramark Canada, the stadium vending company, isn’t saying why he has suddenly disappeared, but the other vendors think that he got caught by an undercover alcohol enforcement agent for selling a beer to an underage fan.

Or he was caught by an underage fan selling beer to an undercover alcohol enforcement agent. Either way......

Here's the official petition to bring him back.

Because if we don't, this may be only the beginning of the dismissals and some of your favorite daily barkers may be on the outside looking in, like.....

Your local Sally Cashier: "Can I get a price check on Trojan brand condoms please!"

Strip Club Dude: "Gentlemen! Put your hands together for MANDY!!!!!!"

The Pimply faced Tim Horton's Guy: "Buwabahumanubbacabbadubbawaggachubbababa!" (OK that's a large double double- $1.60- Drive up to the window.)


Speaking of under age


Classy Daniel Allen Everett went to have sex with a girl he believed to be 14-years-old. Nope. Those were cops.

When planning his date, Dan thought it would be wise to wear his best 'World's Greatest Dad' t-shirt.

Of course, you want the girl to feel you're a good guy. That shirt should put her at ease. They don't give those out to just any dad. Only those that have earned them.

Cross posted on Mitchieville