Sunday, August 14, 2005

Payback is a bitch

Last week I said I would post an incriminating picture of myself as retribution for my callous disregard to the Mayor’s political well-being . So here it is. It was taken during my brief time as a woman. The funny thing was I did it because I thought I would get laid more. Turns out, I started staying home, so I could play with myself. It was a stupid time of experimentation in my life that I now regret and decided to have the process reversed. However, as some of you may know, I decided to keep the breasts.

Actually, I think I'm pretty smart by posting this picture. I'm either going to end up on Mitchieville's top 10 list of hot women or Linds top 10 scrumpdillyicious guys.


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mr. Strange, you couldn't finish in the top 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 if there were such a list. Just look at how ridiculous you look. For one, your head is much too big for that body and two, I refuse to comment further as it would take hours to write all your physical faults. I have much better things to do with my time.

Strange said...

Wow!!!! There sure are a lot of zeros. You must have experience working with zeros huh?

So, you know what they say about big heads?..or was that hands?....maybe it was feet? Damn! You know what they say about big.

Strange said...

Yo fuck hole....no not you Mitzie...the other buddy. The Blog comment box is exactly that. It's a place where you leave a comment about whether you like my tits, or think I'm full of shit. You do not spam me with bullshit advice on penny stocks...got it shit fuck? That's why your comment was deleted.

Anonymous said...

Oh my God! You are that cheap skank I banged in my old Volkswagen van back in '96. How horrible

Strange said...

I'm surprised you remembered me. After all, we were only in the van for...what was it?...15 seconds?

Linds said...

You, Mr. Strange, are so far above number one in that picture that it wouldn't be fair to the rest of my male victi... errr... I mean list contributors. And to be truthful, I wouldn't post that particular picture up. I'd need one where you didn't look like a porn star that's taken so many steroids she has facial hair.

At any rate. I need to go do a pedicure. *winks*

*kisses!*

The Mayor said...

The pic actually scares me....and I've been married, I thought nothing scares me anymore.

On the bright side, you weren't wearing socks with sandals.

Strange said...

Linds, did you know there are 28 erogenous zones on the foot? If you are good....very, very good...or bad....very, very bad...I don't care which, I will show you where the first 26.

Strange said...

Yeah Mayor, but the thong is starting to chafe.

Linds said...

You are *most* welcome to show me those erogenous zones anytime you please, sugar.

Strange said...

Ok Linds, but you should know that the last 2 I'm saving for after your 10th orgasm.

Linds said...

*fans herself*