Saturday, August 27, 2005

The iceman cometh

Weather for the week of Aug. 29th

The remnants of hurricane Katrina will make its way north this week. Those expecting just rain should be forewarned that this system will be met by a cold front from Flin Flon, (now there’s alliteration), and will create some unpleasant nastiness.

It will start with unsettled weather Monday and a severe line of thunder storms. It will be raining cats and dogs my friends, so please keep your felines and canines inside otherwise there will be a population explosion.

With the addition of the cold front on Tuesday, the weather will change to snow. That’s right, snow in August. The rain will freeze and create very icy conditions.

By late week, I wouldn’t be surprised if you hear of a few deaths, as passing Bay street brokers are killed by falling ice chips that sever their necks at the jugular. Enjoy your week.

I’m Gyler Sperling.

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