So....I went out again with the same female contingent from a few weeks ago. You remember? The girls who turned the air blue with expletives. There were more "cunts," flying across that table than a Ron Jeremy porno.
Anyway, last night’s topic of discussion, while I sat helplessly by, was women with excess facial hair. We’re talking moustaches, sideburns, moles with long and curlies, even beards. Women with so much business on the sides of their face you could fling them off a fishing vessel and return with the catch of the day. (I’m not sure what that means, but I sure laughed when I wrote it.)
In conclusion, "cunt" I can handle. Say it all you want especially if you’re a woman. Just fire those babies at me, right into the ol' catchers mitt. But women with facial hair? What are you trying to do, make me sick? Talk about deflating my beef syringe.
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I see the idgits are back with their spam. Ok I'll play the game. Thanks anonymous, I'm all about the pitbulls. Say do they have cunts and facial hair?
Thanks to you too anonymous. I'm all about the forex currency trading. Can you trade cunts and facial hair on there?
Hey, thanks anonymous. I'm all about customizing the template. In fact. today you may have notice I customized it with the words cunt and facial hair.
Yup anonymous, I'm all about making money on line from my home based business, especially if it includes cunts and facial hair.
Once again Mr. Strange you defy the limits of crass behavior. You need help. Serious help. Help of a spiritual nature. May I suggest Pentecostal?
The facial hair is a terrorist conspiracy to overthrow democracy. The spam proves it.
Once again Mitzie you defy the limits of stuck-up tight ass behavior. You need help. Serious help. Help of a sexual nature. May I suggest penetration?
I agree Mr. X, you must hide now before it's too late. Remember to lock the basement door.
Ah Strange. Are you single yet? I mean honestly. You shock the hell out of me and SO make me laugh.
*blows you a kiss*
Maybe....if I keep posting this shit...but that's a long commute darling. How is your contest going anyway? Losers or choosers? Tell your girlfriend I have two of her criteria. I’m still working on the thick wallet.
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