Alright, unless you live under a rock, a lot of this will be terribly redundant. Yeah, yeah, a new Pope. Joe the Rat, (do you really need a link?) Quick decision too. 1) So the Catholic priests could resume their habitual buggery and 2) because miniature, state of the art, listening devices had been inserted into the arseholes of mice in order to infiltrate the Conclave.
M.J.’s trial continues, (do you really need a link?)
A massive wave hit a Norwegian cruise liner putting it out of commission. Hey, I heard some of the comments made by a few of the pissed off New Yorkers who were on board, and let me tell you, that wave had to be an act of God.
Our Canadian Prime Minister, (Paul Martin), groveled on national television this week, hoping to delay an election. He was followed by the leaders of the opposition, Steven Harper and the French guy, Gilles Whatshisfuck. I was about to turn the three stooges off when , lo and behold Shemp, (Jack Layton of the NDP), had his say too. Talk about jumping the shark. For those of you who missed what was said, I'll give you a sample. "Why I otta!" "Woop,woop,woop woop....gnang, gnang!" "Oh wise guy!" "Knuck, knuck, knuck." "Moe, Larry, cheese!"
Someone in the states won 205 million dollars. Trust me, this time next year, that person will be back to living in a trailer on welfare....well....until a tornado obliterates it.
What else happened this week? Let’s see....(flip..flip), Phyllis Diller fell out of bed and broke a hip....(flip...flip), Buddy Ebson, (Maaaattlock!), turned, like a hundred and frickin’ thirty years old....it was Earth day Friday....(flip...flip...ho hum), QB Alex Smith was taken 1st overall by San Fran in the NFL draft...there was something about a lawsuit over a finger found in Wendys chili. (I just thought it was extra meaty.)....Oh and two hundred and fifty years ago Samuel Johnson published the first dic-tion-ary >noun- a book that lists the words of a language and gives their meaning. Now, that's some real news people!
If you ask me, this week sounds too much like some bad B movie. Don’t believe me? Read on.
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