The new Pope, (Buddy Ebson), is celebrating Earth Day by taking a cruise on the S.S. Samuel Johnson, where an elaborate plot is in effect to murder the new Catholic leader and steal 205 million dollars that is stowed on board. When a human finger is found in the Pontiff’s chili it becomes clear that foul play is afoot. There is only one man who can help, 1st round draft pick, Alex Smith, (himself). An impassioned plea is made by the Canadian Prime Minister, (Phyllis Diller), and the leaders of the opposition, to the young quarterback. But first he must escape the clutches of his captives at Never-land Ranch and time is running out, not only for the Pope, but for the cruise liner, as a killer wave is headed straight for the vessel and all aboard.
(Running time 127 mins.)
Alliance Atlantis
also staring: George Kennedy (back from the grave), Jennifer Lopez, L.L. Cool J, Jason Alexander
1 comment:
That's too funny, good job.
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