Sunday, April 24, 2005

Fore play

Fuck those assholes! Fuck em' all and fuck the napkin! You can learn to play an instrument and step on everyone's dick. Why should the no talent apes of the music world get all the glory? You deserve a slice of their pie.

But you say, "I don't know how to play." I'm going to teach you. It's easy. My Grandfather could do it, and he can't even piss into the bowl. Go here, pick your song, and learn where the notes are on your chosen instrument. Don't come back here until you do.

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