Friday, April 29, 2005

Pledge drive on target

The Mitchieville pledge drive to accumulate the hits needed, to get the Mayor a Doc Martin in the Johnson, is heating up. Everyone is helping out including the Mayor’s opponent in the mayoral campaign, Jerry Casby. When reached for comment Casby stated, "He’s kicking my balls at the polls so I might as well return the favor. That mother f**ker!" He promptly devoted a staff of two, to continuously surf the Mitchieville Blog and pad the numbers.

The campaign for re-election is reaching the critical stages and has left the Mayor haggard. Even little Hannah Taylor, spokes person for the Lady Bug Foundation for the Homeless has promised her support as she mistakenly took the Mayor for a homeless guy.
The phone lines are now open and Jerry Lewis has graciously stepped in to host this weekend’s festivities. Together we can make this happen. How often do you get to kick a politician in the nuts? Remember, Every time the Mayor gets a hit, an angel gets his wings.

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