I know, I know...you're saying what happened to Chuck Norris Monday? Chuck's a little under the weather after last night's Oscar Party, and one too many Racist Mother Fucker Shooters. He is taking a one week hiatus. Still, as sick as Chuck is today, he still managed to utter the most intelligible phase heard all evening, "Obedogoo...blaggggh!" He also delivered a stunning roundhouse to the Mayor's solar-plexis.
However, I wouldn't dream of not posting today. So as a replacement we called in Bill Shatner to pick up the slack until Chuck is back on his feet................Denny Crane!
Also as a bonus. In true CNM fashion here is Bill vs Angie Dickinson. Quick! Avert your eyes!
Personally, I thought Kirk only had sex with green bitches.
6 comments:
I heard your Oscar party was a great success! Congratulations! Now give The Mayor his fruit basket or I'll rip out your intestines and hang you with them, you nazi.
I understand that you cheated The Mayor and hurt his feelings last night. I hope your stay in hell will be enjoyable, you nazi.
I understand that you cheated The Mayor and hurt his feelings last night. I hope your stay in hell will be enjoyable, you nazi.
Before you start your car up this morning, you might want to check under the hood to see if there is anything ticking, you nazi.
How can a person with 16 points beat a guy that had 18 points? What are you running here, an Oscar party or a fucking ludicrous game show? Nazi.
I heard your Oscar party was a great success! Congratulations! Now give The Mayor his fruit basket or I'll rip out your intestines and hang you with them, you nazi.
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You like me. You really, really, like me!
I sure do, Mr. Strange. *leers*
Is my penis hanging out again? Geesh!
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