Sunday, February 12, 2006

Valentine's Day massacre of a different kind

Panic! What for? Guys you shouldn’t have your panties in a knot over Valentine’s Day. Forget that.

The best thing you can do for your girl before the 14th is woman proof your room. Then when she’s rifling through your underwear drawer she won’t find those compromising pictures of you with your Ex’s head stuck in your crotch, like a human vacuum, while you beam happily in the self-portrait. Remember what just happened to Richie Sambora?

I understand you couldn’t throw those pictures out because you like to look at them from time to time and pull the goalie, but you can avoid some serious screaming if they happen to fall in to the wrong hands.

Check out the link below. Trust me. This chick knows what she’s talking about. She’s been through more inspections than the anal cavity of a prison inmate.

Woman proof your house.

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