Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Retraction to reaction

Yesterday’s Valentine's Day story of discord between myself and my girl D was a fictitious display of Bloggery. It was meant only as an attempt at creating an entertaining post in the Blog world......Jesus what I go through for you guys.

My girl D, if in fact I had purchased such a unique device as the Blow Bib, would have been the first to yank that baby over my John Thomas and give it a whirl, I assure you. She is undoubtedly the coolest chick I've ever known and I've known quite a few. So there,

In other news the over-bearing Scotsman from the Alexander Keith's beer commercials has been charged with possession of child pornography......ok....this time I'm not making it up. It's true. Apparently he's been using the pride of Nova Scotia for other activities. No need to woner what's underneath this guys kilt. Yet, it's funny, I didn't see his face on the pedo quiz from the other day.....talk amongst yourselves. I'll see you tomorrow.

2 comments:

The Mayor said...

Honestly? A ped?

You have GOT to get me that link!

Strange said...

I was just in your office. Looks like you already found a link.