Putting words in your mouth, better than your foot

It's here. That dreaded day where you have to do something romantic for the special woman in your life. Except you don't have a romantic bone in your body.....ok, you have one....but other than that you are devoid of anything loving which requires putting words in an intelligible order. You need the love letter generator buddy. It will solve all your problems and perhaps create a few.

You should also give a gift....I don't know...like candy. Chicks like candy on Valentines Day don't they? I would suggest this because it has subliminal properties to expose your ulterior motives.

Oh...oh! Friggen hell! You also need a card. Get what you need here......

.....Wait! Those cards aren't for Valentines Day......at least I tried.