Monday, May 23, 2005

Derek Smalls! He wrote this.

I don't normally do this but once again Fenris Badwulf, (minus the umlauts on the U), has defecated a gem of literary genuis, in response to yesterdays Blog on police enforcing the Highway Safety Act. Here are his thoughts, which I believe, are too good to be hidden within the comment section. They need a public forum, with much discussion, deliberation, perhaps a flogging or two, and craft services, (finger foods I guess would be ok).

Once again, the racist method of profiling is at work among our oppressor police forces.

How much longer does our diverse community or poly gendered peoples have to suffer this brutality? It is unfair. I am outraged.

Of course, this campaign of terror caused global warming with all the deadly toxins spewed out by the Gestapo in their earth-rapist fetish battle cruisers. And not a single mention of saving a tree or a seal pup.

As a solution, I suggest two things:First, the police should be immediately restructured along diverse lines by firing those white males surplus to quota and immediately hiring sufficient diverse candidates to bring the roster up to the rainbow ideal.

Second, the police should not use weapons or cars. Reasonable debate and consideration of all views is surely enough to settle any known dispute. And bicycles or horses or llamas are earth-love embracing.This is the final solution to this problem. If you disagree, you are not politically correct and should be shouted down.

Be reasonable.

Bravo Mr. B. I support you and salute you Sir. When I go to court in 8 months to fight that 4 month old seat-belt infraction, I want you to represent me. Also, somewhere in there, I'm sure is a message that Fenris hopes you had a great May two-four.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aaaah, lord Fenris. You're opinions are a breath of fresh air in this crazy, crazy world. May your campaign of re-education continue forever.

Sumthnwicked said...

Tap, tap, tap...it's Saturday...this post was blogged on MONDAY! I'm waiting.... or are YOU waiting...for someone to do something profoundly stupid this evening so you can blog about it and leave the Mayor out in the cold?

Strange said...

Yes BZ I feel that way too. Fenris is the God I never worshiped.

IQ some of us unfortunate bastards had to work today. Don't worry your little man-boy will find out soon enough. (rubbing hands together in anticipation)

Sumthnwicked said...

Do you think he'll survive it? I'm anticipating much whining and falling asleep before 9 pm.

Strange said...

Were you talking about me or him?