Ahhhh Sunday....and not just any Sunday, the Sunday of a long weekend. It’s also a another road blitz by the O.P.P. to catch bad drivers. "Operation Fine Example," has been in effect since early Friday morning and the reports I have heard so far are pretty remarkable. The top speed was a guy doing 205 kph in his Viper. However, I’m not sure it counts, you see, they clocked him doing that on the shoulder of the road, not a driving lane. Here I thought that rich fucks were just lazy. It turns out they’re also reckless drivers too.
Hats off to the idiot with no licence, insurance and the wrong plates on his vehicle who thought it would be fun to tailgate a police car.
Honorable mention to the guy in the 78' Impala with no brakes, no backseat, and apparently no brains. He was driving backwards up the 401. There’s also the people who actually thought the magical force of gravity would hold their new $1000 fridge on the back of their trailer on the way up to the cottage.
But....My favorite, by far, was the chick the cops pulled over doing 145 kph and the three other vehicles with guys trying to keep up to her in order to make a date.
Drive safe.
2 comments:
Once again, the racist method of profiling is at work among our oppressor police forces.
How much longer does our diverse community or poly gendered peoples have to suffer this brutality? It is unfair. I am outraged.
Of course, this campaign of terror caused global warming with all the deadly toxins spewed out by the Gestapo in their earth-rapist fetish battle cruisers. And not a single mention of saving a tree or a seal pup.
As a solution, I suggest two things:
First, the police should be immediately restructured along diverse lines by firing those white males surplus to quota and immediately hiring sufficient diverse candidates to bring the roster up to the rainbow ideal.
Second, the police should not use weapons or cars. Reasonable debate and consideration of all views is surely enough to settle any known dispute. And bicycles or horses or llamas are earth-love embracing.
This is the final solution to this problem. If you disagree, you are not politically correct and should be shouted down. Be reasonable.
Fenris...I must post this posthaste, once I read the Post and eat Post raison bran. It must not be postponed. You are the poster-boy for postulate posterity. A postilion of post-coital, postscript, and I imagine your posture is...you get the drift.
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