Ok....you've finally finished your Christmas shopping. You've braved the elements, the crazy drivers, the non-existent parking, the elbows of frantic last minute patrons like yourself, the howling infants strapped into their strollers wrapped in straight-jacket snow suits like tiny Hannibal Lectors...but you're done...you're home. Nothing to do but relax and wait til morning and the three minutes of insanity as everyone rips the gifts to shreds.
Then you notice you've been so busy fighting the masses for those last minute deals , you haven't even started to decorate your household. In fact, all the Christmas shit is still in the shed under four feet of snow. What the hell do you do?
You can't dig it out, you have no energy. You can't go back out to the malls even if you wanted to because they're closed. DON'T PANIC!
Go here, for some ideas on how you can save the day with ordinary items. Unfortunately after that link I have no more advice. You are on your own. You see, I finished my shopping and decorating weeks ago. Sucker!
Merry Christmas.
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