Saturday, June 25, 2005

Tim Hortons conspiracy?

Last week I posted an observation, that the female staff at all Tim Hortons seem to be lacking in the racking. In other words, there seems to be a hiring blitz that discriminates against woman’s large breasted cousins.

Is it because they only have small sized uniform shirts? That’s a reasonable explanation. Perhaps the gifted girls are too busy to work there? They already have to contend with being chased by our testosterone-driven, phallic nation. Again, a rationale account.

But Timmy’s denied any wrongful employment, with a terse "no comment," when I contacted them over this matter. Of course they’re going to say that. Who wants to get sued? Left to come to my own conclusion, I believe it is all about moving product. They want you to look at the delicious baked goods and you can’t very well do that with your eyes elsewhere, now can you?

2 comments:

The Mayor said...

Last year I saw a Timmy's girl who had a large set of mams on her, and she was Asian.

Upon further inspection, I noticed that they weren't boobies at all, but well place blueberry bagels down her top.

She did the old blueberry bagel for boobie switcharoo.

Outfrickinrageous!

Strange said...

Those bastards! They'll do anything to get you to try the specials.