Only a few weeks of school left kiddies, but I think I have a job you'd all enjoy. Stuffed animal tester. Someone has to do it, make sure that the teddy bears are soft enough, the floppy puppies are hug-a-licious, the kitties....who cares about the kitties?
Don't laugh, this is an important job, otherwise we could have stuffed animals made of concrete, or pudding, or raisins and pickled shrimp. You could get one made with jaggedy-ass wool from the arsehole of a sheep, and who wants that? I certainly don't.
The next time someone says they test stuffed animals for a living, you give them the respect they deserve.
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