This weeks hidden word is "Species"

Ashlee Simpson has decided to fire her father as manager saying she likes him as a father just not as someone in control of her destiny. Poor Homer can he do nothing right? Doh!

Death of the week. Anne Bancroft. So long Mrs. Robinson.

There is a baby boom transpiring as we speak in FLA. What do you expect after all those hurricanes last year? "Baby this could be our last moments on earth. Fuck the condom!" Yup! This year they’re talking about a different breakwater as they try to deal with the coming storm of hailing fetus’s

However, our lack of hockey has not yielded the same results here in flavor country. We seem to have satisfied our thirsts with other activities beyond carnal acquiescence, like drinking and curling. We're Canadians! Isn't that what we do?

This week marked the one year anniversary of the last game of hockey played before the lock-out. Does anyone really care? The report I heard said the last game was played between the Calgary Flames and the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. Devil Rays? See even the sportscasters can’t be bothered to get the information right. It’s the Tampa Bay Lightning you witless knob!

Watch for it this summer. Rock Star: The search for the next singer of INXS those crazy Aussie bastards. What an ingenious, refreshingly original idea. It’s a reality show, by Mark Burnett that rich Aussie bastard, where singers compete with each other. Each week one crooner is voted off while the others continue on to the ultimate prize of being lead singer. This could be big I tells ya. BIG! A show like this only comes along once in a week. I wonder if they will have a yank your crank asphyxiation contest?

I’m sure there were things that happened this week that rate mention but this next statistic was the one I found most fascinating. ACDC those lovable Aussie bastards are now tied for fifth in all-time units sold. Back in Black reached 25,000,000 in sales tying them with Billy Joel (Not bad for a drunken, DWI, fat-ass).
The rest of the top five are as follows: #4 Led Zeppelin IV (Not bad for blues band with a drummer who choked on his own vomit).
#3 Pink Floyd The Wall ( Not bad for a bunch of guys who can’t stand one another).
#2 Michael Jackson Thriller (Not bad for everyone’s favorite pedophile).
*drum roll* #1 The Eagles Greatest Hits (Not bad for an endangered species). *ding,ding,ding,ding,ding*