Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Duck soup isn't so bad

I know when Anaheim wins the cup it's going to be like finding out an ex girlfriend now swallows, but as a Canadian, I'm going to tell you why it's better to see the Ducks drink from Lord Stanley's mug.

To a man, Anaheim has three more Canadian players on their roster than the Ottawa Senators. With each member allowed to retain the cup for three days- do the math- that's nine days more the silver hardware actually spends north of the 49th parallel.

It's a much more inviting rectal aperture.

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