Hook, line and link'er

Hello Random Blog Reader,

I want to play a game.



For months now you have been coming to this site--- pontificating, self absorbed, never reading, staying for mere milliseconds and clicking onto another page as fast as you can....You've been putting yourself dangerously close to developing Carpal Tunnel.

Now, it is I who will prognosticate.

Before you are two links.

Link #1 Link #2

One of these links holds the key to returning here safely, while the other....holds the potential of six more weeks of winter....a nasty proposition to destroy all hope of you feeling the warmth of the sun.

Which will it be Random Blog Reader?

You have thirty seconds.

Make your choice.