Congrats to our own Bob Noxious who was offered a new post in the Mayor’s office. Bob will have the all important job of saying things like, "Just two more questions then fuck off," and "that’s not my porn." I’m sure he is in for a long prosperous future of scandals by the Mayor’s side and we all wish him well.
Also, long time Mayoral adversary Jerry Casby has announced that he is leaving Mitchieville to accept a seat in the Calgary legislature. Despite our differences and sometimes underhanded tactics to expose Casby’s seedier side, we also wish him well in his new endeavor.
Jesus, the stuff you hear when you're playing poker.
BTW GIGC, (the b-day girl), suggests all losers of last nights game of Hold 'em, visit the following link to brush up on their poker skills. Sorry OBJ there’s no tips on shuffling.
For all others who have no idea what the hell I’ve been talking about in this post, don’t you have something else to do anyway?
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All the best to both Bob Noxious and Jerry Casby!
Shuffling gets more difficult for OBJ with the amount of alcoholic beverages consumed. Perhaps its time for him to retire from his poker career and pick a more fulfilling hobby. *wink - wink*
The drinking is all about geography. In L.A. he'd be an alcoholic. In Canada he's a drinker. In the U.K. he's regular. And in Ireland he's still considered a pussy.
As far as the other fulfilling hobby, have you tried pouring Crown on it?
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