Blog official Koulderfrump dies in explosion

Blog Arena of Death official Lars Koulderfrump was killed yesterday when his car inexplicable became a raging fireball after a controversial game in the South Central Division Semi-final. Koulderfrump had made several questionable calls during the game and in the dying minutes, (no pun intended), which outraged not only Najaf-abad, but the home town following. Investigation is still pending.