Bob: I’ve shoed the horses. Can I go now Mrs. Mumsey?
Mumsey: Yes, I see. Do they scare easily?
Bob: Who?
Mumsey: The horses.
Bob: Oh never mind....Since I’m done all my work I thought I could leave early.
Mumsey: (Noticing his manly pecs) I’m sure I could find something else for you to do around here....Bob is it? (walks her fingers up his sleave to his shoulder)
Bob: Yes Mrs. Mumsey, It's Bob. Bob Bloblaw.
Mumsey: Well young master Bob Bloblaw tell me what would you do about this? (lifts dress to expose her self.)
Bob: I’m sorry Mrs. Mumsey but the weedwhacker is broken.
Mumsey: Shut up! Come here and be the dirty little stable boy I know you can be. (Pulls Bob to her. They embrace.)
Tune in next week for another addition of As the Blog Turns.
1 comment:
This sounds all too familiar, have you been using your Superkid Spygear to spy on the Mayor again?
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