Yeah, yeah, It's Sunday, I know. I'm still making up for lost time. I would like to make reference to a fine night out of light humor and social drinking during a birthday celebration 39 years in the making. We sipped our aperitifs from dainty cups with pinky fingers extended and as we discussed the heated waters of political indifference but by evening's end a euphonious time was had by all. The Mayor would have you believe a different scenario as described in his post. He is in the midst of a vicious Mayoral campaign and understandably has been known on occasion to stretch the truth just a tad if it will transend into the voters conciousness. Tell them what they want to hear and of course sex sells.
So, it is not surprising that he brought notice to the seismographic, tectonic movement of plates, perhaps even continental drift, as he graciously allowed his significant other to travel through the space, time continuum with the assistance of his engorged male member. With the help of Matt Stone & Trey Parker, the following link is a re-enactment, which I feel would be a little closer to the actual portrayal of last night's events given his resigned condition. Although, I see what he meant about the nightstand.
Re-elect the Mayor of Mitchieville. (this message paid for by the concerned citizens for the re-election of the Mayor of Mitchieville)
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