It's been quite some time since Ol' Strange has been on the market as a single commodity, but when I was, I often found my love lair in constant disarray. With places to hide stuff quickly filled, I had to learn menial tasks in order to not offend those of the opposite gender when I was lucky enough to trap/ ensnare/ tie them down and cut off any chance for escape.
I would save you the same pain my single brothers by teaching you what I was never lucky enough to learn. Thus I am launching a series of, "how to..." for the single guy.
We start today with: Ironing.