Monday, March 24, 2008

Children of the Cornfield

Just days before Private Sector's big announcement of a new tour Two in the Pink, One in the Stink '08, the elusive Kevin, "Wally Cornfield," Wall has been found....or rather he found us.

It was thought that he had been abducted by aliens, or perished into the wilderness many years ago like Bill Barilko and lived on now, only in legend- a mythical beast like the Bigfoot, Jesus, or the fat fireman. However, it appears the long lost member of the original Private Sector lineup is alive and well, living in Maple Ridge, B.C. and unlike Sector, is performing music chicks actually dig.

I apologize for this in advance: Must be the sax appeal.

In fact, you should visit his site and hear the voice that could bring Neil Young back from the grave.......What? Young isn't dead? I'm making a lot of faux pas this week and it's only Monday.

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