Linkin' Nebraska

Ok, so you might have noticed I’ve given in to the Ad sense program— hence the tiny ad at the top of the page.

But come on! Am I really to expect a few bucks from these things? For one, who clicks on ads for custom packaging solutions or, shipping freeze dried goods or, chew toys for your boa constrictor? 1 in 50,000 maybe? I don't even have that many hits after two years of blogging.

I might as well be linking Nebraska— nothing to see here except football and corn. Please move along.

I guess, since the related material is supposedly "geared" more to what you Blog, I thought I’d have ads for solving incontinence or, increasing penis size or, finding hot bimbos in Biloxi, Boston, or Beaverton.(That's a funny word! I wrote Boston.)

These are all something people can use.

In fact, when I was checking referrals on my site today, I noticed one of my visitors found me after typing, "Sticky, sperm, plastic pants," into his/her search engine. That's more like it.

Frickin’ hell!

It’s been two days and I already need some new affiliations.

Now if you'll excuse me. I'm going to search, "Sticky, sperm, plastic pants," and see where I rank.