You know, it's so hard to buy Christmas gifts for kids these days.....let me rephrase that. It’s so hard to buy Christmas gifts for kids these days that don’t have themes of killing, maiming, mutilating, vanity, and just plain selfishness.
But, that’s ok because I’ve found an alternative. That’s right me, Strange. I have the answer.
Let me ask you, what kid doesn’t want to hear his or her name in a song? No kid, that’s who. Here is a site where you can order specialized CD’s, books, what-have-you, all with the name of your child in them. From Adam to Owen, no name is untouchable for these guys. Here just listen to this song with Samantha in it.
Wasn’t that cool....in a creepy sort of way?
It all got me thinking— which is not necessarily a good thing— will they put any name in there? Because why stop at given names. There’s a few nieces and nephews I’d like to get this gift for.
Merry Christmas, Shit-head, Bean-Fart, You Little Fuck, and You’ll Never Amount to Anything. Oh I can't forget the kid from next door. Merry Christmas Your Father is a Drunk and Your Mommy is a Whore.
And Merry Christmas to you all.
Shit-Head Jesus loves you
Shit-Head Jesus loves you
And love, love, love comes a tricklin' down
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