Sunday, June 29, 2008

Tales from the road (part 15)

Plagued by a mysterious and sudden illness, Private Sector bassist Don Barley was rushed to the hospital where it was discovered his drink back stage had been spiked with ketimine- a cat tranquilizer.

The band although down an important member, went on with the show, as vocalist Chris Strange performed double duty on bass. The band also added a dancing naked chick with cymbals to distract the audience from the obvious musical miscues.

It is suspected Barley will be able to rejoin the band for tomorrow's performance.

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