Let's start off with a little etch-a-sketch porn shall we.....
Body parts for cash!!!! Since Johnny Cash is dead I can only assume they mean money.
Hey it's the longest site about the longest stuff that's the longest, or something to that effect. I wonder if the Longest Yard is there? You know the Burt movie about prison football, not the shitty Adam Sandler remake.
Or...how about wacky world festivals?
OK you dress me up like Sugar Bush Squirrel and tell me I have no acorns, you might as well just shoot me.