I know, I know! All week not one word about St. Patrick's Day. Not a peep about drinking green beer, or eating green pussy. Not even a single mention of the time honored tradition of pissing on Leprechauns and midgets.
I am sorry.
As for the little people, I'll devote an entire week to your cause at some point in the near future. Don't you worry.
I was going to apologize this week for the offensive cartoon, but it's going to take some time to find an album with a dead hooker on the cover. So, to the Irish and the lovers of St. Patrick's Day-- which pretty much includes us all-- this is your lucky day. I recommend the aptly titled following: