It may be hurricane season, but no need to worry chums, we’ll be dry as a bone this week. In fact, too dry. People north of the great metropolis of Mitchieville should evacuate immediately as the dryness will lead to several severe forest fires and the rampant panic of all woodland creatures.
Those of you lucky enough to live in a place where there is no foliage, and closest thing to a tree on your property is the one made of plastic, need not concern yourself. Although you may find an abundance of raccoons, skunks and mountain lions in your garbage foraging for food.
Autumn arrives this week signalling the end of another summer. The temperatures will remain seasonal except for Friday when we’ll be surprised by 4 ft. of snow, so keep those shovels and parkas handy. Have a pleasant week. I’m Guyler Sperling
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