Saturday, September 24, 2005

Feeding the sharks

Let me say first , I’m glad the man responsible for Alicia Ross’s death and disappearance has turned himself in, but do we really need to let media sensationalism continue in this case? I realize you have to sell papers and ad time, but come on.

Here are four reports that I heard on the day Daniel Sylvester handed himself over to police.

The apparent murderer of Alicia Ross, escorted by his lawyer, has turned himself in to police....

Daniel Sylvester, accused murdered and next door neighbor of Alicia Ross, is being held in custody by police until evidence has been recovered. Mr. Slyvester is....

Daniel Sylvester, the monster next door, has been charged with second degree murder in the death of Alicia Ross. The quiet streets of her neighborhood are shocked and stunned. When reached for comment a shocked....

The cowardly Daniel Sylvester, a hideous freak from next door, mere steps away from Alicia Ross and who brutality murdered her, is now mere steps away from being convicted. A stunned community is trying to come to terms with these events as they torched Sylvester’s home with his screaming, elderly mother still inside.

Well at least they did apologize to Alicia’s boyfriend who had been "a person of interest" in this case.

We would like to apologize to Alicia Ross’s boyfriend for our assumptions earlier. It now appears that he wasn’t the sexual predator, and crazed, violent, misogynist scumbag we made him out to be. Sorry.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, and how much ya wanna make a bet that the little token apology was on page 2,347,569 of the Mitchieville Mongoloid in the smallest font u can type in light grey ink.
Even though the poor b/f's life has been ruined forever by the false accusations. Because u know it will always be scorched into the retinal images of everyone in Ontario that he was onced "looked at with interest".
i guess his babysitting days are over for sure.
Now that you think about it, u would think that anyone associated with Michael Jackson would've had that same kind of mentality.

Strange said...

I'm stunned and deeply saddened....the Mitchieville Mongoloid has 2,347,569 pages?