Sunday, September 25, 2005

Book em Jesus...murder 1

Everything I do is inherently sexual, or deviant, or sexually deviant, or deviantly sexual, but not today. Today I’m bowing to the pressure. Today I’m going to listen to the parishioners who complained of my callous blasphemous misuse of the lords day to promote promiscuity among other sins. I am acquiescing to the relentless hoards who preach purity and religious justice. This is for you Mitzie....truce. I’ll probably chafe horribly in the morning.

If this doesn’t appease the masses than I guess it’s back to the sex.

2 comments:

River Rat said...

I am #1 na,na,na,na.

Strange said...

So you are RR, which is better than being #2. Hey, I'm #2. God! All this talk about #1&2, now I have to go to the bathroom.