Monday, February 23, 2009

Black humor for a blue Monday

In honour of Slumdog Millionaire here is your Monday joke:

A guy says to his wife: "Darling, what would you do if I said I've won the lottery?"

Wife replies: "I'd take half then leave you."

Guy says: "Excellent! I had three numbers and won Ten Dollars. Here's fuck-off!

This giggle brought to you courtesy of Dickie Sanchez. That is all.

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