Monday, April 28, 2008

Don't fortget to lick the plate

Forget the seven wonders of the world. Forget Disney world, the Eiffel Tower or the pharaohs tombs. The centre of mankind is the Golden Pussy. The provider of energy, youth, vitality and inspiration. The Golden Pussy is the shrine of worship for all human beings. A new religion yet the oldest religion. A new desire yet the oldest desire. The Golden Pussy.

And now you can have your very own vagina china, which I guess, means you can lick the plate sideways if you wish, but guaranteed, you'll lick it ever time.

They come in an an array of designs from, "The world is her oyster" to the, "Rape of Tibet" ....just make sure you're having a saucy Italian dish that night.

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