Aside from not being able to breathe and the obvious erection I'd rather not die from erotic asphyxiation.
Perhaps I need a costume that's just a touch more on the gay side?
Hey Christmas decorations are up in some stores now anyway, why not rub it in....
And monkeys might fly out of my butt.
Smells like fish.
Tastes like chicken
It's not Easter, but what the hell....